New Saints Row the Third Final Package Review

Saints Row 2 is one of my favorite games of this generation. Taking the giddy violence of "Thousand Theft Motorcar 3 trilogy" and ramping it upwardly to near-farcical degrees, Will created a game that was like cipher else out in that location, despite resembling every other sandbox game on the surface.

I of its most compelling aspects was the playable role of an irredeemable villain whose sociopathic treatment of others made for a truly vile character. A real scumbag, yet one that we couldn't help rooting for due to the sheer magnificence of his or her bloodthirsty antics. It was a game about being evil, and not in the pussyfooted way that other games present playable villainy. Information technology was pure, malevolent, all-encompassing turpitude, and it was spitefully good fun.

Saints Row: The Third aims to top the outrageous behavior of the last game, and information technology certainly manages that in several means. In a few others, however, it seems to take taken a drastic step back.

Saints Row: The 3rd(PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 [reviewed], PC)
Developer: Volition, Inc.
Publisher: THQ
Released: November 15, 2011
MSRP: $59.99

Saints Row: The Third is a game about extremes. It starts with a bank robbery gone wrong, its opening mission last with a one-man war against an entire SWAT squad while swinging from a hijacked banking concern vault winched several hundred feet in the air. Soon later on, players meet the sinister Syndicate crime band and fight their way through a crashing airplane earlier diggings abroad criminals in the free-falling wreckage. All this happens earlier the player nabs a parachute and lands in the new city of Steelport. This slice of glorious stupidity is only an opening gambit to a game with i objective — to constantly outdo itself.

From giant dildo baseball game bats to choking fart grenades, Volition has dedicated itself to creating a game that shamelessly treads a line between videogame and cartoon. Sometimes bordering on sci-fi as much every bit it does on gang-culture parody, Saints Row: The Third is a farce that never allows itself to be serious and boasts an attitude that must be applauded. The game can exist genuinely hilarious at times, if only due to the increasingly absurd situations that The Saints detect themselves in — situations delivered with such confidence (and amazingly well-placed bankroll music) that players volition detect themselves accepting the almost ridiculous nonsense as perfectly reasonable.

Speaking of ridiculous, the character creation has mutated into a thing of pure madness. Players can arts and crafts all sorts of physical freaks, with oversized body parts, strange colored peel, and a multifariousness of inane hairstyles. As usual, crossdressing and transgenderism is happily allowed, and creations can even exist shared online via Saints Row'southward new online community hub. Uploaded characters can be downloaded and utilized by any user, calculation an intriguing social element to the experience.

Gameplay-wise, very little has changed outside of the diverseness of new and preposterous weaponry. Equally ever, players commence on a range of missions in an open world, taking out gangsters, stealing things, and orchestrating mighty explosions. The mission construction has been streamlined, all the same, with stages now activated via a cellphone rather than manually opened on the map. Furthermore, players no longer need to replay "Activeness" side-missions in lodge to open up the entrada. Story quests will be available equally older ones are completed, with Activities now existing solely every bit a means to earn more cash and respect.

The "respect" meter that used to human activity as a barrier to story missions has transformed into a total-fledged experience system. Equally players rank up their respect, they will gain the opportunity to buy new upgrades for their character, gang, and vehicles. Such upgrades include increased health, more NPC allies, and more hourly income earned from purchased backdrop. It's dainty to meet the respect organisation get a more engrossing overhaul, one that no longer annoys players by forcing them to indulge in mini-games.

Even so, the streamlining of the gameplay exposes one ofThe Third's biggest weakness: there'southward really not a lot in that location — far less than the game tries to make one believe. With missions at present easily accessible past phone and Activities no longer mandatory, the main campaign can exist cleared in a matter of hours, and there's really not a lot else going on in Steelport to draw attending away from the story. While there are optional missions such equally assassinations and vehicle thefts (also activated on the cellphone), they tend to abound rather repetitive and uninteresting. Same goes for the Activities, which are generally taken from previous games and thus experience a little tame by the standards the game itself attempts to prepare.

In fairness, there are some delightful new distractions. Tiger escort is an obvious standout, as players need to drive advisedly around town while a wild tiger sits in the passenger seat. Driving too recklessly causes the animal to get angry and assault, which is actress challenging thank you to the unwieldy feline's own clawing behavior. A new variant of Trailblazing is besides tossed in, in which players ride Tron-inspired motorbikes across a virtual rail, avoiding firewalls and collecting information dumps. These new Activities are fun, but non quite equally inspired equally previous ones, and quickly become old along with everything else.

Furthermore — and I detest to say this —Saints Row: The Third really isn't as over-the-top and exciting as the final game was. Not at centre, anyway. While fart jars and fighter jets have forged a game that aesthetically appears crazier, the game'southward overall attitude, narrative and temper is practically neutered compared to Saints Row'due south concluding outing. The Boss of the Saints is no longer a psychotic villain, having been softened upwards and turned into a lame antihero who fights confronting characters far more despicable than he is. The rival gangs lack much in the style of defining personality, and once you go over the initial cursory shock of seeing a man property a behemothic royal penis, 1 realizes only how shallow and insincere the outrageousness actually is. Without the attitude to dorsum it upward, The 3rd'south attempts at ludicrousness come off equally cynical and forced, a far cry from the effortless inanity of the previous chapter.

I of the all-time elements of Saints Row was watching the rival gangs slowly disintegrate thanks to the player'due south vicious machinations, only that doesn't happen in The Tertiary. In fact, rival gangs barely factor into the game. Characters prepare to be major villains are removed from the equation almost as chop-chop as they make it, interesting factions such as the cyberpunk Deckers are dealt with in a handful of missions earlier quietly slinking off, and the urban warfare aspect is soon replaced past a deadline generic plot in which the Saints fight a boring military stereotype known every bit STAG. While players can perform wrestling moves on NPCs and summon air strikes, the environment in which all this madness takes place is mundane and insufficient of the hyperactive temper that The Tertiary aimlessly attempts to manufacture.

The fun is damaged further by a range of increasingly irritating new enemies. Oversized Beast opponents constantly harass players with unstoppable charges and often intrude into otherwise intense combat situations, as do their flamethrower-wielding counterparts. And so there are the zombies that appear later on in the game and constantly cause irksome quick-time events to spawn over and over once more — when they're not simply swarming the player and impeding whatever sort of movement. These new enemies all look impressive, but they never positively reinforce the gameplay; they serve merely to get in the fashion.

It doesn't help that the game is incredibly disjointed, with a narrative that seems rushed and missions that barely take any rhyme or reason. One detail sequence in which the player is supposedly sold at a sexual practice auction doesn't feature the sexual practice sale at all. The mission starts with a graphic symbol telling usa what is going to happen, then immediately cuts to the actor character naked and drowsy on some sort of drug. There's no caption as to how the situation got this style. Apparently the mere concept was supposed to exist entertaining plenty.

So desperate is The Third to go to its explosive setpieces that information technology forgot to footstep itself, and that leads to a game that shoots its load before players are fifty-fifty warmed up. Mission objectives aren't besides varied and get infuriating one time the STAG stereotypes appear with their irritating light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation jets and tanks. Even worse is the fact that the majority of missions crave players to keep diverse NPCs alive while contending with some of the worst AI seen this generation. Having to escort a graphic symbol that doesn't know how to walk around a fallen bit of debris is an incredibly common scenario, and one that gets no more pleasurable with repeated occurrences.

Competitive multiplayer has been axed in favor of focusing purely on co-op. Co-op has its own specific content although information technology's actually only more of the same with players able to wreak dual havoc in Steelport on a drop-in/drop-out basis. There's also a standalone "Whored Manner" in which up to four players survive confronting waves of scantily clad women and other enemies. Each round has its own prepare of rules and restrictions, and while the style is a decent distraction for a few minutes, information technology gets very old very rapidly.

Make no mistake: when information technology wants to be, Saints Row: The Third is incredible. Parachuting into a penthouse party and committing a mass slaughter while Kanye W's "Power" provides the backing track is one of the most empowering experiences I've had in a videogame. An inspiring wrestling boss boxing — complete with 10-count corner punches and affected pain selling — is priceless. Unlocking new weapons and playing around with them is a groovy express joy until one gets tired of them. In that location's a lot of merit to The Tertiary, and its potential to inspire giggles is huge. Still, it strikes me equally a game that doesn't quite "get" what made Saints Row two and so enjoyable, choosing to ramp up the extremity in the incorrect areas and thus ignore those elements that truly needed attention.

Even worse, I fear the brevity of the campaign is a direct outcome of content being withheld so that the publisher can sell it digitally after the fact. THQ has made no secret that a year of DLC is in the works, and with 3 mission packages already in the works, information technology's rather galling to think that the base production spits players out so swiftly. It just seems suspicious that the game is this depthless when compared to its previous installment, even so and then much more DLC is at the ready.

Equally a huge fan of the last game, I want to shout this sequel'south merits from the rooftops, merely while the experience is often amusing and littered with some remarkable moments, I cannot help but feel a little allow downward by the final product. It's however a good game at its core, but information technology'south not a patch on its predecessor, equally information technology seems to have forgotten well-nigh Saints Row ii's achievements in its blinkered pursuit of extremity. It took me over two weeks to shell Saints Row ii, and I withal wanted to stay in Stilwater. I concluded Saints Row: The Tertiary in less than two days and feel no compulsion to render to Steelport anytime soon.

Then information technology is that a game that aimed to be the near outrageous chapter of the series has ended up, if annihilation, as the least remarkable.

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